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There are many things that cheese me off in this world. Most recently, germs really get my goat, and used tissue papers I don't recognise as mine. Then there is lint, heartburn, death, loud people, old people, stinky people, nasty people, emo people. But all is not lost, because just as there are many things cheese me off, there are some things that don't. One of these things would be Ninjas. Ninjas don't piss me off because unlike most guys, they can kick ass. Not in the emo way or a testosterone pumped way, but in a zen way which is cool. One throw of their ninja star and your enemy is dead. Normally,if you go out with a guy and complain about some bitch who's totally cramping your style,all you get is a gay 'relax' or 'smile' or something as useless as that. How can one relax when someone annoying like K is roaming the streets creating havoc on humanity's Chi by pissing everyone off? If it was a Ninja, you can rest easy with the thought your Ninja lover will 'deal' with her. K go bye bye *smile smile* Going out with a Ninja is sweet because if you do marry him, you'll be guaranteed a cool looking family. Instead of having one that looks like any other family living around the corner or hiding in a dumpster, your family will be guaranteed an element of mystery and class. If you need help visualising here it is.  Need I say more? Honestly. Noone will dare mess with anyone whose lil tykes wield nunchucks and scythes while their daddy looks on protectively. Hardcore. Ninjas rock so much harder because no mater what, despite their cold, dark , sinister exteriors, they'll always make you laugh. Not because they tell corny jokes like some guys, or because you have to laugh or it'll be 'impolite' but because they're seriously humorous people. Tell me you can contain your laugh when you look at people like these:  or these  Like seriously, are these guys for real???? If you need anymore convincing why Ninjas kick ass, here it is. http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Therefore, I rest my case. Ninjas rock. |
