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It's true,even in a world where porn is celebrated as indie art, smokers are still victims of stigma.pssh, talk about exercising double standards. Smoking is just something we do. Not something that defines who we are. Although, to be fair, the defining line between the two does get blurred now and then. Anyway, back to freaky p's vendetta, the toilet is clogged dear girl, because someone has been barfing down the loos every lunchtime hence clogging it.Yes, someone/ some people are active bulimics in our house. We smokers may be robbed of a healthy respiratory system, but our commonsense is as yet,impeccable. Cig butts down the loo will equate to major backclog.Obviously the bulimics are a dumber breed. Surprise. As for the smell, the latter are the worse. We smell of pollution, they smell of what you,freaky p, would smell like should you be turned inside out : ) So today k decides she wants to go bulimic and comes to me for advice. She wants be persuaded against it, so i play along only to find out that she only wants me to make a show of disapproval but not mean it. if you ask me, in defence of the bulimics, she doesn't have what it takes. it takes complete mental irrationality, consuming vanity,blind single-mindedness focused on the short term and stamina. She doesn't have any of the aforementioned. Sigh, she just pisses me off so much sometimes. She managed to psyche me into actually caring that i've gotten fat but after spying some half-eaten chocolate bar on my table i got distracted. If you want to be part of the 'in' crowd, the first step to take would be to visit www.bluedragonfly.org . It's pretty good. Adorn yourself with trinkets and parade your deep-seated mental insecurities to the world!! Yay! On a less sarcastic note Family Business by Kanye West is beautiful. Ms Hill by Talib Kwell... all that glitters is not gold... i hate to say it but i'm really missing him... Cowboys :A 3 sec clip of brokeback has taken my breath away, and another 2 second moment in the movie has plunged me into pure emo sappiness. The former has Heath throwing Jake against the wall and delivering one of the most passionate kisses i have ever seen.Z's running commentary of the clip revealed that the kiss happened after they had parted for years, and when they saw each other again...siiigh.It was heartbreaking. Apparently they had to do numerous takes of it and on a few occasions Heath almost broke Jake's nose in his enthusiasm. I would so risk a broken nose for a kiss like that. Better than breaking my nose from too much booze eh mel? haha (ps the porn version's called bareback mounting. sweet.) Wetdreams: Z and K decided to rot out in my room this afternoon and the topic of dreams came up. I had the freakiest dream last night. I won't go into the details on this blog, but there were a couple of us in mel's house and the place was flooded in clear blue water. k's grandmother taught her to interpret dreams and she said that dreaming of clear water indicates a radical change will happen in my life within the next month. i'm scared. i hate to admit it,but i do believe in these things. Then came the topic of bed wetting and funny stuff like that. My friend's have concluded i was the most retarded kid they have ever met. At least i learn from my experiences in bed. |
