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-Having a blog means i'm a blogger. -As a blogger i have the solemn duty of rambling on about events in my life ,assuming that everyone gives a rats ass about it. -Being a blogger also means i'm emo therefore it is essential i own a pair of emo glasses. check. -Occasionally, I have to insert personal poetry with emo words like 'roses...pain....black...pain' to show that i'm artistic. -To be a successful blogger, one has to insert pictures frequently to sustain interest. -Links are also very important, even if they link to nothing, as long as there are links, it spells success. -As noone can see your facial expressions and know how pained you are, insert * at the end of every sentence to indicate the degree of frustration you feel. (e.g * tears hair out* or *rolls on the floor laughing* or *passes out from a stroke*) - If you are an ugly blogger, don't fret, the beauty of blogging is that noone need see your face. If acting emo makes you feel less attractive, there's always plan B. Act cute with all your might. This means:- insert cute arrow heads like stars or roses that follow the cursor around like snot -play tinkly music in the background for that extra girly touch -pictures of babies or toddlers (preferably in black and white) kissing or grinning is always good - If you have none of the above or have met a maximum of 3 requirements only - you have failed. Close down your blogsite and start cam-whoring. |
