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I must thank those coporate scumbags at YSL who manufacture just about the worse cigarettes you can find on the face of this planet. YSL cigarettes seem to be more potent and more toxic than any other cigarettes I have tried.And that's not good. I hope I'm not coming down with throat cancer. Why are they disgusting? you might ask, well they leave this metallic tasting film on the roof of your mouth and the tip of your tongue.The smoke you inhale tastes like car exhaust when it should taste of Menthol. Now we all know that all cigs have carbon monoxide in them like how car exhaust does,but they could have made a more decent attempt at concealing it. Scum. Also,the aftertaste is stale and bitter and the smoke given off by these cigarrettes stink you up twice as badly as normal cigarrettes do.Therefore good children, do not EVER smoke YSL's for they are BAD. While I am on the note of dissing YSL cigarrettes, let me also add that YSL cosmetics are horrible as well.No, I take that back, not horrible, VILE . Aside from the fact that most of their cosmetics have been found to contain traces of lead, their foundation is indeed the worst I have tried. It does do the trick of making you look flawless and radiant but use it a few times more and expect a breakout. The residue left behind by the foundation is enough to last you for decades. I guess you could say I've learnt my lesson. YSL is just good for clothes.... they did a great job with the pussy-bowed blouses. But seeing as I don't wear YSL (yet anyway,one can only hope), I say, YSL SUCKS BALLS. But damn, what am I going to do with the £20 worth of YSL's I got Justine to get for me.YSL CIGARETTES ANYONE?? I may have to resort to peddling them on the streets. |
